lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

  • test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
  • me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past
  • scottthepilgrim:

    it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

    guy:

    *blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

    (Source: guy)

    joshhutchercat:

    my heart says yes but my mom says no

    rnudkipz:

    when you start losing a bunch of followers

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    untexting:

    some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

    regirocknroll:

    when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

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